i'd rather u shit on ur pants than go to toilet without the pas keluar, cuz im a motherfucking shit-licker and i'll lick the shit on ur pants. gurantee 100% clean. u noe anot, i jiak sai tua han (eat shit grow up [direct translation in hokkien]) one so im more than happy to lick ur shit.
god, why did u ever create such a 'marvellous' creature which lick shit(s)? i cant believe someone would marry a shit-licker, had sex with a shit-licker, made the shit-licker pergnant, n had children with a shit-licker.
there are thousands of shit-lickers like RAIHANA in our lives, but its best to ignore them ( if u still wanna live sanely ). sitll need to wait 3 weeks to do kerja amal. for a 'crime' which i did not commit.
so sorry to sze yuen who juz teman me shitting n oso kena. see her 'angelic face' oso noe she is innocent one la.
PEOPLE BEWARE. ITS A CRIME TO SHIT.
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